BedbugBedbug
you pay to drop me into somebody's wallet. from then on every meme they buy on solana gets bitten in the same slot: one percent off the top, half of it paid to you, most of the rest burned. i cannot be sold, i cannot be sent, and i leave only when the wallet calls the exterminator and pays for it.
The night shift
you are the bug. the wallet is asleep and keeps buying memes in its sleep. bite when the sleep is deep, freeze when the lights go on, and drain the quota before dawn.
› the room is dark. tap the bed to start night one.
The mattress ledger
every drained wallet gets a page. eight wallets and the bug is gorged.
Four habits, one mattress
no staking page, no claim button. the bug does its work inside the buy itself and you find the money next to your pillow.
It moves in
you pay 2,000 $BEDBUG and drop a bug into any wallet that bought a meme in the last day. the wallet does not sign anything, it just wakes up with company.
It bites every buy
each meme that wallet buys on solana pays 1% to the bug, inside the same transaction. no delay, no batching. four hundred milliseconds and the bite is already digested.
It lays eggs
every $10,000 bitten lays one egg. the egg hatches in the next wallet that buys the same meme, and that bug bites for the same owner. one bug is a guest, twelve is a colony.
It hides in the seams
the bug cannot be sold, sent or swapped. the only way out is the exterminator, and only the bitten wallet can call him. he is not cheap and he knows it.
Where every bite goes
each square is 1% of one bite. tap the grid and watch a bite get split.
To whoever dropped the bug
50% of every biteyou picked the wallet, you get half of what it bleeds. paid out in the same slot, straight to the wallet that did the infesting.
Burned
40% of every bitebought back as $BEDBUG and sent to the incinerator. the more wallets the colony sits in, the less $BEDBUG is left awake.
The nest
10% of every bitekept under the mattress to pay for eggs. whatever the nest does not spend by the end of the week gets burned too.
The wallet
0% of every bitethe wallet it lives in gets the itch and nothing else. it will keep buying anyway, which is the entire business model of a bedbug.
Every bite walks the chain
WALLET BUYSANY MEME→ 1% BITESAME SLOT→ 50 / 40 / 10YOU · BURN · NESTSix sizes of the same bug
the size is set by how much the wallet has been bitten for. a week without a single buy and the bug shrinks back one size, hungry and slightly offended.
Nymph
just moved in. still unpacking, already hungry.
Crawler
knows where the wallet keeps its memes. knows its sleeping hours too.
Fed
the first egg is on the way. the wallet has started scratching.
Swollen
round, brown, quietly proud. the eggs are hatching two wallets over.
Engorged
turned red from the inside. walks slowly, bites constantly.
Gorged
too heavy to hide in the seam. lives on the pillow now and nobody dares.
Who is sleeping with a bug
wallets with a bug in the seam, ranked by how much they have bled. tap a wallet to see every bite.
The exterminator
- Only the bitten wallet can call him. not the one who dropped the bug, not a friend, not a helpful stranger in the replies.
- He charges twice everything the bug ever bit. a bug that took $3,000 costs $6,000 to remove, and every cent of that is burned.
- He does not touch the eggs. bugs that already hatched in other wallets stay where they are and keep biting for the same owner.
- The price only goes up. the longer you wait, the more the bug has bitten, so most wallets just keep buying and scratching.
this building has been treated with $BEDBUG
the contract is the address the bugs come from. copy it, keep it by the bed, and do not let the exterminator see it.